Maya Deren, Julia Child and Aphra Behn attempted to don gorilla masks today for a photo shoot at the famous Theatre of Dionysus in Athens, Greece. As soon as we began our comedy routine amid the ancient ruins a guard began yelling at us to STOP! Apparently masks, which used to be de rigueur at the centuries old theatre, are now banned for fear of someone making fun of Greek Drama on facebook. There's a tragedy at the Acropolis and it isn't "Electra!"
Guerrilla Girls On Tour! subversive action at Acropolis!
No comedy or gorillas allowed in this theatre.
Athena rolls over in grave.