Tuesday, February 13, 2018

"IF YOU CAN STAND THE HEAT" returns to New Jersey


GuerrillaGirls On Tour performed "If You Can Stand the Heat: The History of Womenand Food" at Monmouth University on Monday, February 5, 2018. Here are reactions from Ada Lovelace, Anne Sexton and Audre Lorde.

Guerrilla Girls On Tour: Audre, Ada and Anne 
February 2018

Dear Diary,

It was almost like a dream to be honest. I found myself exhausted on our way up to the university so I slept in the car and missed the majority of the trip to the school. However, when I finally woke up and took the time to look around I felt like we were in “The Notebook”. The wind was strong, like it was welcoming us into it and the grass was incredibly green and there were geese roaming on the front lawn! This beautiful sight set the tone for the rest of the day for me. 

We were told we would be performing for students and I immediately got nervous. What if they were being forced to come see us? What if they are "too cool" to participate in the audience participation!?! WHAT IF THEY ARE ON THEIR PHONESTHE WHOLE TIME!!! I started to panic a bit and had to decide whether or not to share my worries with my fellow Guerrilla Girls On Tour. Just when I was about to share, Anne turned to me excited. She said she loved performing for younger people because she felt like it was more of a challenge. She liked to see the reluctance fall from their face as we made sure they were enjoying themselves. My Goddess, she might be a genius. She was absolutely right. I think Ada might have been having similar thoughts as I was because we both perked up after Anne shared her view on the matter. The three of us silently agreed to MAKE these children love us no matter what it took. 

Turns out it didn't take much! The audience was dispersed pretty far back in the theatre which I thought made it all the more fun! We really got to yell at them and for them to join us with full energy and excitement. We even managed to get two audience members to come up on stage to help knead bread with Julia Child - a young man named Michael was just so excited he came running right on stage even though one young woman had already volunteered! I can say with certainty that performing at Monmouth University (especially portraying the magnificent Edna Lewis) is in my top 5 favorite performances. The crew was incredibly gentle and kind; the audience was engaged; we were snacking on DELICIOUS food; and our view was to die for. I hope to be invited back soon, if only to catch another glimpse of their gorgeous geese greeting us in the morning. 

Until next time, 

Love,
Audre
  
Laura Keene, our fearless SM! 
Dearest Diary,

Today I went to Monmouth university. My first impressions were: Wow, this is the middle of nowhere. (Which was nice for this city gorilla to be able to get out and stretch her legs in some fresh air). Also, there were geese. Gaggles and gaggles of them! I wanted to get out of the van and play but Anne Sexton said that was probably not the best idea. Oh well, one day I shall live my dream of frolicking with the wild life!

We set up our show in a timely manner. Until our equipment restarted and we had to redo every last sound cue over again in record time. We hold the Guerrilla World Record in theatre tech time. GO US! Everyone there was so nice, and very helpful! Someone had the bright idea to use the cold outside as a place to store the cool whip. Genius. Pure Genius.

The students at Monmouth were very quiet and they liked to sit way in the back! I was worried that they aren’t getting enough to eat because their food diaries (forms they all filled out of what they ate and drank that day) were like “Chocolate, coffee, water.” That’s it! It hurt my heart. FEED YOURSELVES MONMOUTH!!!!!! I had TWO volunteers for my bread kneading demonstration! One of them just popped right up on stage! Delightful! MFK Fisher’s dough was extra sticky so Anne Sexton had clumps of dough falling off her hands all through the show. Of course, we had a good laugh about it later (over dinner, naturally).

T’was another fond GGOT adventure! Now on to THE NEXT!

Peaches and Cream,
Ada Lovelace

Rehearsing at Monmouth

Dearest Diary,

Hey, hey, whaddya say?  Monmouth University, you’re OK!  On Monday, the other GGOTs and myself took off to Long Branch, NJ.  We crossed the NJ state line on a mission to teach some young adults the history of women and food.  (And fling some bread dough along the way.) The staff on campus and in the Pollack theatre were such dolls - I thoroughly enjoyed getting the show teched and wondering what the delightful stage manager's initials "MJ" stood for.  (I later decided it must be Magic Journeyman).

There is an abundance of audience participation in our show, and when all the students wrote down everything they had eaten that day, it was quite shocking. You couldn't even form a haiku with such a limited list.  Coffee and water are NOT calories, people!  We must remember to nourish our bodies as well as our minds, dear ones.  

Speaking of quite shocking - a high point in the show for me was making bread with the saucy Julia Child. My dough was a utter sticky mess, and it was stuck between my fingers and under my fingernails as I flung it about with wild abandon. If you haven't tried throwing dough around, I highly recommend it as a stress relieving technique.

All in all, the Monmouth Hawks and Hawkettes were a splendid audience. Throughout history, women of every age and ethnic background have helped shape history through food - be it the civil rights movement, women's suffrage (my character MFK Fisher had a struggle to even dine alone in a nice restaurant as a woman in the 1930's, image that!) and chefs and food personalities such as Julia Child that had to cut into the fabric of the norm to make a name for themselves in the male-dominated chef biz.  I hope that we inspired the young women and men from Monmouth University to host a food drive or get cookin' with some activism of their own!  Anything is possible!

Thank you again, Monmouth.  See you soon.

xoxo,

Anne Sexton

Saturday, December 2, 2017

That’s A Wrap, 2017!

December 2017

There is always something sad about the last tour stop of the season. This year it was at Marist College where I would present “Act Like aFeminist Artist” for the last time in 2017. Marist did not disappoint! Students and faculty flooded the aisles of Fusco Recital Hall ready with questions – eager to catch a banana. (It was lunch time after all…)

The last banana toss of 2017!
As I clicked through my presentation I thought about all the places I have been lucky enough to visit this year – from Decatur to Carbondale; Missoula to Poughkeepsie. Every tour stop guaranteed me a few interactions with ass kicking feminists - boots on the ground activists, pushing back against patriarchy and #45. Every one inspired and filled me with new strategies to push back against the status quo.
 
Marist College Crowd
Thank you, Marist College, for a great wrap up to the year, especially Dr. Angela Laflen, director of both the writing program and the women’s center. My visit to Marist was the perfect end to a year that began with tears and fears for our country and a women’s march for the history books. Now as the year comes to an end, I know “we got this,” – feminist faith is something that will jettison me into 2018.

Act Like A Feminist Artist 

Stay tuned for “PUSH/PUSHBACK, 9 steps to create change with Activism and Art” – my new talk for 2018 making tour stops in Pennsylvania and beyond.

See you on the road.
Love,






Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Aphra Behn reports on Devil’s Kitchen Lit Festival, Eileen Fisher and “UN/MASKED”.


October/November 2017

Devil's Kitchen Lit Fest flyer

“Congratulations! I have the happy task of informing you that your memoir UNMASKED: MEMOIRS OF A GUERRILLA GIRL ON TOUR has been selected the winner of the 2017 Devil's Kitchen Reading Award in Prose Nonfiction.This was the happy email I received in my inbox in June. As the winner of this award I presented “Act Likea Feminist Artist” at the Devil’s Kitchen Lit Fest which takes place every fall at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale.

 
Devil's Kitchen Lit Fest Readers! 
 
SIU writing majors

The poetry winner, JehanneDubrow, and fiction winner, Alex Weinstein joined me along with poets BrianFanelli and Judy Jordan for three amazing and inspiring days.

The students and faculty at SIU kept us busy with panel discussions and long meals where we talked writing, reading and the beauty (and isolation) of southern Illinois.

Eileen Fisher turned into readers haven
In November I changed my presentation of “UN/MASKED, Memoirs of a Guerrilla Girl On Tour” up a bit with “Let’s Move the Conversation Forward to end Violence Against Women” at the Eileen Fisher shop on Madison Avenue in New York City. Yep, Eileen Fisher not only designs gorgeous clothes and supports many organizations that promote women and girls, they also host book events. The wonderful staff at Eileen Fisher quickly turned the store into a reading room where I shared the darker side of “UN/MASKED” and my surviving domestic violence. I felt blessed to be able to share my story especially in light of the recent avalanche of news of sexual assault in Hollywood and the mass shootings in Texas. I will close with one of the thoughts I shared that night.

“Just like the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman galvanized an awareness of domestic violence, now is the moment when domestic violence and our national security will be forever connected.” – AB

Thank you SIU and Eileen Fisher,
Love,

Saturday, November 11, 2017

"IF YOU CAN STAND THE HEAT: THE HISTORY OF WOMEN AND FOOD"

Audre Lorde, Ada Lovelace and Anne Sexton 
Dear Diary,

OOOOOOH my oh my oh my.  Don't know about anyone else but I've sort of always wanted to get pied in the face just like the cartoon characters used to get on tv when I was younger. FINALLY MY DREAMS CAMES TRUE!! I got to work with Ada Lovelace and Anne Sexton to try and educate people on the toxicity and sexist way food is marketed to us and the effects that such pointed conversations of food have on all our bodies. At first, I was nervous. Really nervous. Nervous to the point where I think I was coming off as almost mean? You know how it goes Diary; you're not sure how you’re going to be able to be the most effective so you sort of shut down instead. Well, thank God I had probably the most intellectual and chipper ladies standing in the room with me. We chatted about our own relationships with food, politics, our families, our INSANE daily lives and feminism. It felt like being back at camp or something! I will always be grateful for the opportunity to have a room to walk in to where you know there is nothing but kind women waiting to work with you.

ALSO DIARY, we went to Jersey for the first time! I know we’ve been all over the world but sometimes that means you forget what your own backyard looks like ya know? The trip up there was so charming and when we finally got there, the lovely people of William Paterson University had SO MUCH FOOD WAITING FOR US!! It was honestly a dream come true. We munched on some great snacks, had a full dinner, then performed our latest show for a group of surprisingly responsive women and a handful of men!

I think the biggest thing I’ll take away from this show is you should never under estimate yourself. There is no telling what you can accomplish if you allow yourself to be open to the people in the room with you and let their energy and light fill you with your own.

Missing my ladies dearly already and can’t wait to see them again!

Sincerely,

Audre Lorde as Edna Lewis (Anne Sexton looks on)

Dear Diary,

Today I went to Wayne New Jersey! We had this massive theatre all to ourselves! I got to do a show about women and food! We talked about important things like body image, and eating healthy and the relationship between food and media and gender. It made me feel empowered. I feel like I can do anything no matter what I look like. We also honored MFK Fisher, Julia Child, and Edna Louis. What amazing women! It really made me want to learn more about women and food. It also made me want to cook more! Actually, if I’m being honest, it really made me hungry.

Love,
Ada Lovelace


Dear Diary,

PIE CALL!  Pie in the face rehearsals
Well, I ditched my vodka tonic for some bread dough at William Paterson University in Wayne, NJ over the weekend. I'd lost my voice for the 4 days leading up to the show - I thought of it as a forced silent retreat, minus the retreat with an emphasis on forced. But, the show must go on, and our fearless director, Aphra Behn, said my lines as I mouthed the words and moved about the stage like a wooden marionette all last week.  We toyed with the idea of keeping it that way as an avant garde performance art piece, but in the end, realism reigned and my shaky voice finally came back.  Just in the nick of time!  

The show was grand and exhilarating  - going from the history of women in food, to food activism in America, to learning a bit about 3 colorful femme foodies of America--unsung heroes reclaiming power in a highly male-dominated arena.  We had a better than expected turn-out, but for a school with over 11,500 students, we were surprised that the theatre was not more packed.  If only they'd known they would have a chance to make a baguette with Julia Child or immerse themselves in a positive body-image Lady Gaga singalong... **sigh, sip of aforementioned vodka tonic**

High points in the show were the quality group of proud New Jerseyans screaming "Pumpkin Pie...Fat...Feminist" at the top of their lungs.  I love the words "Pumpkin pie" so much, I took the liberty of yelling them in lieu of my scripted lines at the top of my lungs.  One may interpret that as a mistake, but I interpret it as a delicious, delectable moment of my inner foodie ID stealing a few seconds of the show.  Perhaps that will be the subject matter of my next confessional poem.  "I Will DIE... For Pumpkin PIE"...  

Until next time, lovelies, stay true and stay FULL! 
xoxo, Anne Sexton
Julia Child leads a kneading fest! 




Sunday, October 15, 2017

Maryland to Montana!

Aphra Behn blasts through two book festivals the last week of September.

Rahne Alexander and Aphra Behn
On the 24th I took the train to beautiful Baltimore for the Baltimore Book Festival at the Inner Harbor. It was a very hot September so I was grateful to be at one of the air conditioned venues. Instead of giving a reading I was interviewed by the amazing artist and activist, Rahne Alexander. Rahne arrived armed with some great questions for me and I loved our talk. During the Q and A, a young man stood up to ask if there aren’t just better writers who happened to be white men in the universe to which Rahne and I both responded, “No.”  Touché for us. Rahne and I are big fans of Venus Theatre in DC and hopefully the future will bring some sort of collaboration to support Deb Randall and Venus in the future.
Baltimore Cousins! 

A boat load of cousins from Baltimore attended and it was great to have family time after. Here we are!








Parisa in mask. 
Parisa Amiri of KOBRA TV



Back in New York, a Swedish TV show called KOBRA stopped by our rehearsals for "If You Can Stand the Heat: The History of Women and Food" and we got to hang out with the host, Parisa Amini - who quickly donned a gorilla mask for our interview.  Stay tuned for more on our KOBRA appearance.   

Just four days later I was on a plane bound for Missoula, Montana – a state the Guerrilla Girls On Tour has never been in! Missoula is another blue dot in a red state. I was welcomed by Montana Book Festival volunteers Betsy and Peter at the airport. They drove me to my hotel and in the 20 minutes it took to get there we became fast friends. 

The Pie for "Pie and Whiskey" 
Montana book festival launches with an event called “Pie and Whiskey.” Yep, it is what it sound like. Everyone gathers at an old drinking club downtown, eats pie, drinks whiskey and listens to readings of short works about pie and/or whiskey. The stories were great and the pie delicious. (William Kittridge read - taught at U of Montana for 29 years. I skipped on the whiskey this time around, much to the bartenders chagrin.  7-up is not what you order in Missoula.

Rita's Amazing Traveling Book Store
I did “Act Like a FeministArtist” on the same bill with Lyndey G. who is the author of “Watching Porn.” We were a great team at the Missoula Art Museum (which I am pleased to report was showing way over 50% women artists and artists of color).  Bananas were thrown, posters were given away and "UN/MASKED, Memoirs of a Guerrilla Girl On Tour" was signed and distributed. Mission accomplished.

Met some incredible people in Montana like Rita Collins of St Rita's Traveling Book Store!  

Too bad I had to rush home to rehearsals for “If You Can Stand the Heat, The History of Women and Food,” as I would have loved to stay in Big Sky country a bit longer.  It was beautiful. 


Big Sky Country - Montana 

Thursday, September 21, 2017

FALL IS BOOK FESTIVAL TIME!

I am just back from the fabulous Decatur Book Festival!  Thanks to all the Atlanta feminists who showed up for “Act Like a Feminist Artist” on September 3rd (including a few who strayed away from DragonCon – also happening on the same weekend). If you have not been to the Decatur Book Festival mark you calendars for Labor Day Weekend of 2018. It is one of the best book festivals I have ever attended – panels, conversations, readings, author signings – nonfiction, poetry and fiction! And here is the best part – as with most book festivals it is FREE!



The weekend kicked off with  Journalism in our Current Environment – a conversation with Brooke Gladstone, Wesley Lowery, Carolyn Ryan.  Carolyn Ryan told a great story about how Trump would call the New York Times regularly during the 2016 presidential campaign and speak to ANYONE, including interns, about how he might get in the paper. Guess it was not the “Failing New York Times” to him back then.
With John T. Edge
I started Saturday by walking the intimate town of Decatur and stopping at the many festival stages including the culinary stage, local poetry stage and children’s stage.  Kettle Corn and BBQ from food truck vendors was my lunch and in the afternoon I was able to catch John T. Edge read from his new book “The Potlikker Papers: A Food History of the Modern South”.  Fabulous!  At the authors reception that night I sat at a table with local book lovers from Decatur who shared with me the fact that Decatur was a blue dot in a red state.

Sunday was my presentation and I could not have asked for a more welcoming crowd!  I HEART DECATUR
The banana toss! 
I was also able to reconnect with a very old friend – Leslie and I had not seen each other for over 25 years.  We worked on many plays together while we both lived in LA.  It was great to see her again.

25 year reunion 
Fall is book festival time and I will be at the Baltimore Book Festival and the Montana Book Festival in the next two weeks. See you there!

SEPTEMBER 24 – I am at the Baltimore Book Festival

September 29 I am at the Montana Book Festival 

SEE YOU ON THE ROAD!

Love, 
Aphra Behn