Oh! The Virtues of Public Harassment
Say goodbye to ironing! Receive instant pressings when creeps push their bodies against yours for the entire train ride home.
Increase your vocabulary! Use the dictionary to discover the new words you heard in the lewd comments called your way.
Get more miles per gallon! Being tailgated assures you will drive well within the speed limit.
Save money! Why pay for art classes when semi exposed men are right there in front of you?
Unwedge those wedgies! Unwelcome pinches and slaps to your rear end will take care of them.
Be happy forever! Your life is now filled with constant reminders to smile.
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